Like lemon Kool-aid on a hot summer day–but for adults.
Rating: 4/5
,Price: $12.
Whoo, somebody farted in the grape aisle–a dissapointment from Summerland.
Rating: 2/5
,Price: $15.
Kinda smells like chopping bell peppers while grooming your dog.
Rating: 2/5
,Price: $8.
Like drinking the grape Tang of the gods from an angel’s velvet shoe.
Rating: 5/5
,Price: $43.
Normally, Napa Zins are kinda like refilling your Evian bottle from the toilet, but this ain’t bad.
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $9.
This wine smells so amazing that it would probably be a 4, except for the sandpaper finish.
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $9.
Perfect nonoffensive chard for getting your college friends drunk–they’ll feel sophisticated.
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $7.
As opposed to Gallo of the Jug or Gallo of the Trailer Park–actually quite decent.
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $11.
Burnt pork, McCormick Hickory Smoked Salt, and a boysenberry-isopropyl rub.
Rating: 3/5
,Price: $10.
Los Angeles and wine? Yeah, not exactly the best recipe for success, but this one works!
Rating: 4/5
,Price: $13.
Holy freekin moly, run, don’t walk, and grab a bottle.
Rating: 4/5
,Price: $10.